What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

No, not a chance

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Loons and Moons

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do we let ugly men exist?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

No way