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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:08

Just Forget it!
Then came..
No, not a chance
What is the difference between sales incentives and sales promotions?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Loons and Moons
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
No way